1 00:00:03,270 --> 00:00:06,799 This is a yacht, 85 feet of luxurious splendor, 2 00:00:06,799 --> 00:00:09,550 costing over a thousand dollars a foot. 3 00:00:10,259 --> 00:00:12,720 Now, how does the average person acquire one of these? 4 00:00:13,460 --> 00:00:15,720 Well, you could save your money for a hundred years. 5 00:00:16,500 --> 00:00:18,699 You might win the Irish sweepstakes, 6 00:00:18,699 --> 00:00:21,629 or maybe you'll discover uranium in your backyard. 7 00:00:22,210 --> 00:00:24,949 Excuse me, there's another way to get the money. 8 00:00:25,589 --> 00:00:26,329 How's that, miss? 9 00:00:26,890 --> 00:00:27,929 You can marry it. 10 00:01:23,790 --> 00:01:25,939 Now, this is a book you really hate to put down. 11 00:01:26,439 --> 00:01:28,799 Don't tell me how it ends. I want to read it myself. 12 00:01:31,340 --> 00:01:34,219 You know, I never realized how many wealthy men there are in this country. 13 00:01:35,530 --> 00:01:37,870 Look at that. Four million dollars? Yeah. 14 00:01:38,469 --> 00:01:40,049 Two million? Mm-hmm. 15 00:01:41,379 --> 00:01:44,450 Even the footnotes are loaded. If a fellow only makes 100,000, 16 00:01:44,450 --> 00:01:47,159 you have to look him up in the Yellow Pages. 17 00:01:47,459 --> 00:01:49,099 Gosh. 18 00:01:50,200 --> 00:01:55,719 Well, Captain Wesley just discovered this uranium mine worth zillions, see, and... 19 00:01:55,719 --> 00:01:58,489 Oh, he isn't a real person. 20 00:01:59,780 --> 00:02:00,159 Shucks. 21 00:02:01,219 --> 00:02:02,359 I thought we had a live one. 22 00:02:02,629 --> 00:02:06,049 I'm beginning to wonder if any of these millionaires are real. 23 00:02:07,469 --> 00:02:09,830 I sure wish one of them would come along before he 24 00:02:09,830 --> 00:02:11,759 has to whisper sweet nothings into my ear trumpet. 25 00:02:11,919 --> 00:02:12,699 Yeah. 26 00:02:13,219 --> 00:02:15,719 I'm beginning to think millionaires don't like girls. 27 00:02:17,479 --> 00:02:21,310 Honey, if they didn't, there wouldn't be any John D. Rockefeller Jr. 28 00:02:23,030 --> 00:02:25,039 We've had this fancy penthouse for weeks now, 29 00:02:25,039 --> 00:02:26,810 and it's costing practically every penny the 30 00:02:26,810 --> 00:02:29,319 three of us can make just to pay the rent. 31 00:02:30,310 --> 00:02:32,030 I know we have to keep up a front. 32 00:02:32,460 --> 00:02:36,439 And we all agreed that we needed a place like this to attract the right kind of men. 33 00:02:37,099 --> 00:02:38,479 Money goes for money. 34 00:02:39,900 --> 00:02:42,349 Well, right now, I have 43 cents that would like 35 00:02:42,349 --> 00:02:44,810 to go steady with anything over a half a dollar. 36 00:02:45,469 --> 00:02:47,669 Oh, look, kids, we've just got to be patient. 37 00:02:48,250 --> 00:02:51,389 Would you rather be back in that walk-up on Amsterdam Avenue 38 00:02:51,389 --> 00:02:53,389 going out with two-bit characters every night? 39 00:02:54,210 --> 00:02:57,889 Like your friend Logo, that Eddie, always talking about his yacht. 40 00:02:58,550 --> 00:03:00,449 Did you ever see it? Sure. 41 00:03:01,699 --> 00:03:04,889 One night he let me row it across the lake in Central Park. 42 00:03:06,090 --> 00:03:09,469 That's what I mean. And I won't even talk about Harry, 43 00:03:09,469 --> 00:03:12,400 that smooch-happy gas pump jockey you went with. 44 00:03:13,500 --> 00:03:13,819 Yeah. 45 00:03:14,659 --> 00:03:18,340 All I ever got out of him was a cracked rib and a drawer full of green stamps. 46 00:03:19,229 --> 00:03:20,530 I wish we had them now. 47 00:03:21,169 --> 00:03:22,430 We need a new toaster. 48 00:03:24,219 --> 00:03:28,120 I've had it with these big sports, like that good-time Charlie I went with. 49 00:03:28,710 --> 00:03:32,449 He hated to spend a dime for car fare because he didn't want to break 11 cents. 50 00:03:33,710 --> 00:03:36,050 You're right, Mike. You bet I am. 51 00:03:36,870 --> 00:03:37,569 Just you wait. 52 00:03:38,449 --> 00:03:40,090 One of these days, we're gonna hit it big. 53 00:03:41,069 --> 00:03:45,830 I can just see myself walking into an automobile showroom, and I'll say, uh, oh, 54 00:03:45,830 --> 00:03:47,419 let me have four, assorted. 55 00:03:48,210 --> 00:03:52,139 That's one for each direction. That's for just parking in front of the house. 56 00:03:52,159 --> 00:03:54,919 And then to go shopping, I'll call a cab. 57 00:03:56,479 --> 00:03:59,680 Sounds wonderful, but me, I want to travel. 58 00:04:00,379 --> 00:04:03,189 I want to see the changing of the guard at Buckingham Palace. 59 00:04:04,159 --> 00:04:05,759 The casino at Monte Carlo. 60 00:04:06,479 --> 00:04:09,819 And of course, one just can't leave Europe without 61 00:04:09,819 --> 00:04:14,219 stopping off to see the bullfights in Madrid. Hey, Toro! 62 00:04:16,329 --> 00:04:16,850 Olé! 63 00:04:17,009 --> 00:04:19,420 Olé! Ouch! 64 00:04:19,800 --> 00:04:23,639 Oh, Loca, why don't you wear your glasses? There's no men around. 65 00:04:23,779 --> 00:04:25,800 Who ever heard of a bull wearing glasses? 66 00:04:26,459 --> 00:04:29,319 Bulls, I'm hungry. 67 00:04:29,839 --> 00:04:32,410 Well, now that I'm rolling in money, what will it be? 68 00:04:33,149 --> 00:04:38,829 Cocktails at the Cloisters, truffles at the Troika, caviar at the Kit Kat. 69 00:04:39,110 --> 00:04:40,829 It'll be cold cuts in the kitchen. 70 00:04:42,269 --> 00:04:46,079 I suppose I'm elected to go to the delicatessen again. Honey, when Mr. 71 00:04:46,079 --> 00:04:49,649 Schwarzkopf looks at you, he forgets how much money we owe him. 72 00:04:50,980 --> 00:04:55,449 One smile from you and he gets that old sinking feeling in his chopped liver. Well, 73 00:04:55,449 --> 00:04:59,660 I'll try, but I don't know if he'll give us any more credit. 74 00:05:01,220 --> 00:05:02,019 Oh, wait! 75 00:05:04,329 --> 00:05:05,509 Put on your glasses. 76 00:05:05,689 --> 00:05:07,620 No, Greta, I don't want... Put them on. 77 00:05:07,660 --> 00:05:12,139 We don't want you winding up in Kansas City. All right. Bye. 78 00:05:34,680 --> 00:05:47,670 Hey, where's the fire? Where's the fire? Did you ring the alarm? 79 00:05:47,750 --> 00:05:50,310 Where's the fire? Where's the fire? 80 00:05:50,769 --> 00:05:52,389 Stand back, everybody. Stand back. 81 00:05:52,870 --> 00:05:54,529 Well, where is the fire? 82 00:05:54,610 --> 00:05:57,519 What fire? All I did was ring for the elevator. 83 00:05:58,180 --> 00:06:09,389 All you did was ring for the elevator. Well, that's a silly place to put it. 84 00:06:11,019 --> 00:06:13,189 Sorry, folks. False alarm. 85 00:06:13,209 --> 00:06:17,360 This is the elevator button. 86 00:06:17,379 --> 00:06:17,420 Oh. 87 00:06:18,839 --> 00:06:19,740 First floor, please. 88 00:06:27,899 --> 00:06:30,620 When the manager hears about this, he'll have kittens. At least. 89 00:06:30,879 --> 00:06:34,259 Oh, I wouldn't be too concerned about it. Accidents will happen, you know. 90 00:06:35,170 --> 00:06:36,889 Well, it's very nice of you to say that. 91 00:06:37,850 --> 00:06:40,230 We had a similar incident with the elevator at the country house. 92 00:06:50,189 --> 00:06:52,810 You have a country house with an elevator? 93 00:06:53,449 --> 00:06:55,850 Well, that is the Van Cleave's do. 94 00:06:57,009 --> 00:06:57,709 I'm just a butler. 95 00:07:05,639 --> 00:07:12,410 I'm back. Hi. Just put the things in the kitchen. 96 00:07:12,430 --> 00:07:14,649 Hi. 97 00:07:14,750 --> 00:07:14,970 Hi. 98 00:07:17,550 --> 00:07:20,670 I see our credit is still triple A, as we say in Wall Street. 99 00:07:20,689 --> 00:07:23,620 Then we better find a delicatessen down there. What? Mr. 100 00:07:23,620 --> 00:07:26,129 Schwarzkopf won't give us a thing till we pay what we owe. 101 00:07:26,300 --> 00:07:27,709 Well, how did you get all the food? 102 00:07:27,980 --> 00:07:30,399 That cute gentleman was kind enough to lend me the money. 103 00:07:31,139 --> 00:07:32,779 Say, what does he look like? 104 00:07:33,639 --> 00:07:36,800 I never really noticed. I mean, does he look like he's rich? 105 00:07:37,519 --> 00:07:38,439 I'll tell you in a minute. 106 00:07:38,459 --> 00:07:43,810 I, uh, stole one of your pickles. 107 00:07:51,029 --> 00:07:53,430 The answer is no, unfortunately. 108 00:07:54,069 --> 00:07:55,439 How much do we owe him? 109 00:07:57,139 --> 00:07:59,769 Well, I was close. Well, we'll leave the money 110 00:07:59,769 --> 00:08:02,100 for you with Mr. Schwarzkopf, and thanks a lot. 111 00:08:02,319 --> 00:08:02,860 Oh, that's all right. 112 00:08:03,160 --> 00:08:06,839 And now, if you'll excuse us... Oh, but I... We have plans. 113 00:08:07,620 --> 00:08:12,009 You bet we do. Oh, wait, Mike. I invited him to stay and have a bite with us. Now, 114 00:08:12,009 --> 00:08:13,709 local, you shouldn't have imposed on him. 115 00:08:14,029 --> 00:08:16,029 He probably has an engagement for this evening. 116 00:08:16,050 --> 00:08:17,529 No, no, I have my thing to do. 117 00:08:17,569 --> 00:08:19,470 Now, you see, he was just being gracious about it. 118 00:08:19,490 --> 00:08:22,310 Thanks again, Mr., uh... Uh, Brookman. 119 00:08:22,569 --> 00:08:23,209 Tom Brookman. 120 00:08:23,290 --> 00:08:25,769 It's been a pleasure, Mr. Brookman. Call us sometime. 121 00:08:26,649 --> 00:08:27,600 But I don't know your number. 122 00:08:28,240 --> 00:08:30,959 It's in the book. But I don't know your name. 123 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:36,029 That's in the book, too. Nice boy, but a gas pump junkie if I ever saw one. 124 00:08:37,029 --> 00:08:41,909 Loco, why did you have to bring him up here? Well, he sounded so nice. Well, sure, 125 00:08:41,909 --> 00:08:44,379 honey, but that's just not the kind of man we're 126 00:08:44,379 --> 00:08:46,259 looking for. Can't you remember, Loco? 127 00:08:46,279 --> 00:08:51,779 The man we want needs only two qualifications. Have money, will marry. I know. 128 00:08:52,509 --> 00:08:55,179 But after he was kind enough to pay for those groceries, well, 129 00:08:55,179 --> 00:08:58,070 I think you should have given him a rain check on that dinner. 130 00:08:58,269 --> 00:09:00,789 Local, we don't hand out rain checks around here. 131 00:09:01,220 --> 00:09:06,019 When the right man comes along, he gets a season ticket. I'll take it. 132 00:09:07,039 --> 00:09:09,919 And if it's that character again, so help me out. 133 00:09:10,019 --> 00:09:11,190 Listen, you... Oh! 134 00:09:11,210 --> 00:09:11,850 Good afternoon. 135 00:09:13,320 --> 00:09:16,200 Oh, Mr. Blandish, won't you come in? 136 00:09:16,919 --> 00:09:18,769 Thank you. Good afternoon, ladies. 137 00:09:19,129 --> 00:09:20,830 Don't tell us the rent is due again. 138 00:09:20,909 --> 00:09:22,470 Oh, no, I'm not here to collect the rent. 139 00:09:22,549 --> 00:09:24,649 I just came up to see if there's anything wrong. 140 00:09:24,940 --> 00:09:25,980 What should be wrong? 141 00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:29,419 Well, Mr. Brookman passed me in the lobby, and he muttered something about... 142 00:09:30,269 --> 00:09:33,230 Three screwballs, an apartment G. Oh, him. 143 00:09:33,889 --> 00:09:37,909 Listen, if he ever shows up here again... You know him? 144 00:09:38,730 --> 00:09:39,730 He used to own the building. 145 00:09:40,230 --> 00:09:40,470 What? 146 00:09:43,029 --> 00:09:45,289 Oh, I don't think we're talking about the same person. 147 00:09:45,769 --> 00:09:48,840 This fella had on no tie, an old wrinkled jacket. 148 00:09:48,879 --> 00:09:49,669 That's Mr. Brookman. 149 00:09:50,580 --> 00:09:52,490 You know, a lot of people are deceived by his attire. 150 00:09:53,509 --> 00:09:58,210 I don't understand it myself, but I suppose with all these many enterprises, 151 00:09:58,210 --> 00:10:01,470 his oil wells in Oklahoma, the ranches in Texas... 152 00:10:02,740 --> 00:10:03,759 Ranches and tech. 153 00:10:04,240 --> 00:10:04,879 Racing stable? 154 00:10:05,159 --> 00:10:06,750 Racing stable. 155 00:10:06,929 --> 00:10:09,049 I guess he just doesn't have time to go to a tailor. 156 00:10:10,529 --> 00:10:13,940 I told you he was cute. Quiet, I'm concentrating. 157 00:10:14,980 --> 00:10:19,019 I don't know whether to drown myself, throw myself out a window, or cut my throat. 158 00:10:19,179 --> 00:10:21,629 Now, Mike, honey. Oh, I'll have to think of something else. 159 00:10:22,309 --> 00:10:30,409 The way I've been messing things up lately, I might live. There we are. Turn around. 160 00:10:37,419 --> 00:10:39,740 You know, I never really noticed it before, Mike, 161 00:10:39,740 --> 00:10:42,799 but Loco has a figure very much like yours. I should 162 00:10:42,799 --> 00:10:44,610 have. I'm wearing her girdles. Oh, my God! 163 00:10:44,629 --> 00:10:48,009 You think the skirt is all right on this dress? It isn't too short? 164 00:10:48,679 --> 00:10:51,090 Honey, a dress is never too short. Remember, 165 00:10:51,090 --> 00:10:56,519 a man can't appreciate the flower of womanhood unless he can see the stems. Greta. 166 00:10:57,730 --> 00:11:00,950 Okay. Now, you remember where the Brookman building is? Yes, 167 00:11:00,950 --> 00:11:04,570 but I still think you should be the one to go apologize to Mr. Brookman. 168 00:11:04,610 --> 00:11:07,789 You threw him out. Right, and I'm afraid he might return the favor. 169 00:11:09,090 --> 00:11:12,740 He likes you, loco. Didn't he pay for your groceries in the delicatessen? 170 00:11:13,480 --> 00:11:17,190 Maybe I just look good to him next to all those cold 171 00:11:17,190 --> 00:11:21,169 cuts. Silly! You've got looks, youth, charm. 172 00:11:21,730 --> 00:11:24,509 And make sure you use them all, because our future is in your hands. 173 00:11:25,009 --> 00:11:29,860 Remember, it's one for all and all for one. Okay. 174 00:11:31,129 --> 00:11:32,450 You can depend on me. 175 00:11:51,019 --> 00:11:51,750 Hiya, Mr. Brookman. 176 00:11:53,289 --> 00:11:54,470 Oh, hiya, Longshot. 177 00:11:54,990 --> 00:11:55,669 Hiya, Plunger. 178 00:11:56,450 --> 00:11:59,169 Almost forgot it's Saturday again. Yeah, that day is here. 179 00:12:00,169 --> 00:12:01,360 Well, here you go, fellas. 180 00:12:02,899 --> 00:12:04,899 Thanks, Mr. Brookman. We can sure use it. 181 00:12:05,059 --> 00:12:06,899 Got a good thing going in the dirt in Santa Anita. 182 00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:08,759 You ought to get on it, Mr. Brookman. 183 00:12:09,509 --> 00:12:10,169 No, thanks. 184 00:12:11,090 --> 00:12:13,370 You know, I'm beginning to think your horse has only run 185 00:12:13,370 --> 00:12:15,230 on the days the milk company doesn't make deliveries. 186 00:12:15,870 --> 00:12:17,529 Oh, we're going to hit it one of these times. 187 00:12:18,330 --> 00:12:21,600 Had an eight-horse parley at Hialeah Thursday, and it just missed. Yeah? 188 00:12:21,639 --> 00:12:23,519 What happened? The first horse ran out. 189 00:12:23,720 --> 00:12:24,179 Come on. 190 00:12:32,009 --> 00:12:46,659 Oh, Mr. Brookman, I'm so glad I bumped into you. 191 00:12:47,159 --> 00:12:49,429 I want to apologize for what happened this afternoon. 192 00:12:50,299 --> 00:12:52,519 Well, what did happen? I'm still confused. 193 00:12:53,320 --> 00:12:56,389 Well, see, my girlfriend, Mike, thought you were someone else. 194 00:12:57,070 --> 00:12:59,529 She didn't know you were you because you didn't look like you. 195 00:13:00,009 --> 00:13:02,350 So she didn't really throw you out because you 196 00:13:02,350 --> 00:13:05,279 weren't yourself. Do I make myself clear? 197 00:13:05,299 --> 00:13:07,580 Are you feeling all right? 198 00:13:08,600 --> 00:13:09,360 Maybe you need a doctor. 199 00:13:10,029 --> 00:13:11,440 You don't understand. 200 00:13:11,460 --> 00:13:17,070 If I did understand, I'd need a doctor. Thanks anyway. It was nice seeing you. 201 00:13:17,090 --> 00:13:20,789 Won't you come over for cocktails later? Mike can explain everything much better. 202 00:13:20,809 --> 00:13:21,789 Afraid I'm busy. 203 00:13:22,049 --> 00:13:23,139 Well, at least call her up. 204 00:13:23,730 --> 00:13:28,009 The number is Plaza 3-5-0-9-9. You can look it up in the phone book. 205 00:13:37,350 --> 00:13:37,909 Excuse me. 206 00:13:38,509 --> 00:13:40,379 You're friends of Mr. Brookman's, aren't you? 207 00:13:40,659 --> 00:13:41,899 Oh, yeah. We're old buddies. 208 00:13:42,379 --> 00:13:44,019 Business associates, perhaps? 209 00:13:44,559 --> 00:13:47,350 Well, you can say we had quite a few financial transactions with him. 210 00:13:48,889 --> 00:13:50,210 You're all so friendly. 211 00:13:50,590 --> 00:13:52,570 Look, mister... I'm Pete the Plunger. 212 00:13:52,590 --> 00:13:53,549 This is Larry the Longshot. 213 00:13:54,009 --> 00:13:54,899 Hi. How do you do? 214 00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:58,340 Say, how would you like to come over for cocktails this afternoon? 215 00:13:58,360 --> 00:14:00,679 Well, we're... Us? 216 00:14:00,879 --> 00:14:02,820 That's real nice of you, lady. We'd be glad to. 217 00:14:03,960 --> 00:14:06,879 Wonderful. Delighted. It's the Tower House. 218 00:14:07,379 --> 00:14:11,929 Penthouse G. And, uh, see if you can get Mr. Brookman to come along with you. 219 00:14:11,950 --> 00:14:14,389 Uh, I wouldn't count on it. 220 00:14:14,929 --> 00:14:16,309 Oh, please try. 221 00:14:17,230 --> 00:14:18,580 Shall we say six-ish? 222 00:14:19,389 --> 00:14:19,830 Swellish. 223 00:14:20,809 --> 00:14:21,629 Wonderful. 224 00:14:22,549 --> 00:14:25,690 Oh, in her wildest dreams, Mike never expected anything 225 00:14:25,690 --> 00:14:29,230 like this. Well, that's all right, Phil. 226 00:14:29,250 --> 00:14:31,549 We'll make it tomorrow night. 227 00:14:32,720 --> 00:14:35,259 Yeah, don't worry about it. I'll find something to do. 228 00:14:37,659 --> 00:14:37,899 Right. 229 00:14:39,009 --> 00:14:39,289 Bye. 230 00:15:02,379 --> 00:15:03,080 It's okay. 231 00:15:03,580 --> 00:15:06,000 I've got it. 232 00:15:07,059 --> 00:15:07,440 Hello? 233 00:15:08,360 --> 00:15:08,750 Yes. 234 00:15:10,250 --> 00:15:11,549 Why, Mr. Brookman. 235 00:15:12,350 --> 00:15:12,830 Greta. 236 00:15:13,909 --> 00:15:16,970 It's so nice of you to call. It's Tom Brookman. 237 00:15:18,649 --> 00:15:19,870 I saw your friend a while ago. 238 00:15:22,509 --> 00:15:26,090 Well, I guess you could call it an explanation, but I don't know of what. 239 00:15:29,190 --> 00:15:30,870 Well, if you really feel that bad, 240 00:15:30,870 --> 00:15:33,500 you could make it up by having dinner with me tonight. 241 00:15:34,279 --> 00:15:35,960 Why, I'd love it. 242 00:15:36,960 --> 00:15:39,720 Of course, I hate to leave my two girlfriends here alone. 243 00:15:41,629 --> 00:15:43,370 Well, that would be wonderful. 244 00:15:44,129 --> 00:15:46,289 He wants to bring along a couple of friends for you and Loke. 245 00:15:47,190 --> 00:15:48,990 Well, fine. 246 00:15:49,710 --> 00:15:51,769 Then we could all have cocktails here first. 247 00:15:53,110 --> 00:15:53,769 Say six-ish? 248 00:15:55,100 --> 00:15:56,049 All right. 249 00:15:56,940 --> 00:15:57,559 Bye for now. 250 00:15:59,110 --> 00:16:02,820 Oh, my, we've done it. Hi. 251 00:16:04,519 --> 00:16:08,450 Wait till you hear the news. We just heard. Tom Brookman called. 252 00:16:08,690 --> 00:16:10,549 He's bringing over a couple of friends for cocktails, 253 00:16:10,549 --> 00:16:12,210 and then we're all going out to dinner. 254 00:16:12,470 --> 00:16:17,379 Then it worked. I met his friends. You did? You're the greatest. 255 00:16:17,899 --> 00:16:20,299 I take back all the awful things I ever said about you, 256 00:16:20,299 --> 00:16:24,940 even the ones that were true. Honey, what were his friends like? You know, 257 00:16:24,940 --> 00:16:27,110 it's amazing. They're just like him. 258 00:16:27,129 --> 00:16:29,320 They dress funny, too. 259 00:16:41,549 --> 00:16:42,669 Oh, boy. 260 00:16:43,350 --> 00:16:48,740 Everything looks beautiful, Mike. Yeah. Say, how much did it cost? 261 00:16:49,659 --> 00:16:52,429 I better not tell you. If I do, you'll only get a headache, 262 00:16:52,429 --> 00:16:55,850 and we haven't got enough money enough to buy a bottle of aspirin. Small size. 263 00:16:56,629 --> 00:16:58,730 Well, I suppose all of this is worth it. 264 00:16:59,250 --> 00:17:00,370 Well, of course it is. 265 00:17:00,750 --> 00:17:04,890 How else could we meet a... There they are. 266 00:17:05,500 --> 00:17:07,930 This is it, girls. Synchronized last-minute adjustments. 267 00:17:08,769 --> 00:17:12,930 You get it, Loco. You already know them. 268 00:17:13,589 --> 00:17:14,490 I'll get the champagne. 269 00:17:24,410 --> 00:17:24,930 Hello. 270 00:17:25,569 --> 00:17:25,930 Good evening. 271 00:17:25,049 --> 00:17:25,329 Hi. 272 00:17:26,799 --> 00:17:27,900 Where's Mr. Brookman? 273 00:17:28,539 --> 00:17:30,319 Oh, uh, I guess he got tied up. 274 00:17:31,359 --> 00:17:33,160 Well, I suppose he'll be along later. 275 00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:39,799 Come on inside. Here they are, girls. 276 00:17:33,180 --> 00:17:33,700 Oh, sure. 277 00:17:48,230 --> 00:17:50,900 I'd like you to meet my roommates, Greta and 278 00:17:50,900 --> 00:17:53,960 Mike. This is Mr. Longshot and Mr. Plunger. 279 00:17:53,980 --> 00:17:55,740 Glad to know you. 280 00:17:55,900 --> 00:17:56,519 Pleased to meet you. 281 00:17:57,279 --> 00:17:58,420 How do you do? 282 00:17:58,460 --> 00:17:59,960 Mr. Brookman will be along later. 283 00:18:02,069 --> 00:18:02,930 Won't you sit down? 284 00:18:03,329 --> 00:18:03,990 Yeah, yeah. 285 00:18:09,930 --> 00:18:12,150 These are Mr. Brookman's friends? 286 00:18:13,170 --> 00:18:15,430 Well, they say you can't judge books by their covers. 287 00:18:16,150 --> 00:18:18,599 Never mind the covers. What about those titles? 288 00:18:20,359 --> 00:18:22,819 We made a mistake once before. Let's not do it again, huh? 289 00:18:23,799 --> 00:18:24,059 Right. 290 00:18:25,019 --> 00:18:26,579 Say, this is quite a spread. 291 00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:28,680 Please help yourselves. 292 00:18:29,299 --> 00:18:30,720 Would you care for some champagne? 293 00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:33,880 Well, well, bubble juice. 294 00:18:35,480 --> 00:18:38,019 I understand you're very close to Mr. Brookman. 295 00:18:38,839 --> 00:18:39,779 How long have you known him? 296 00:18:40,740 --> 00:18:41,740 Um, I couldn't say. 297 00:18:42,480 --> 00:18:44,740 But it's certainly been an awful lot of Saturdays. 298 00:18:45,299 --> 00:18:49,099 Uh, what line are you in? 299 00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:53,519 Well, uh, we dabble in small loans. 300 00:18:54,599 --> 00:18:59,150 Oh, thanks. Well, here's to you, gals. 301 00:18:59,869 --> 00:19:00,049 Yeah. 302 00:19:00,779 --> 00:19:02,819 Over the tonsils and around the gums. 303 00:19:03,460 --> 00:19:05,220 Look out, stomach. Here it comes. 304 00:19:10,779 --> 00:19:15,130 Loco, are you sure these are Mr. Brookman's friends? As sure as I'm alive. 305 00:19:15,869 --> 00:19:16,730 Answer my question. 306 00:19:17,829 --> 00:19:19,289 Ah, that's good. 307 00:19:21,859 --> 00:19:25,859 Hey, let's put some life in this party. Let's dance. Yeah. 308 00:19:26,460 --> 00:19:28,279 Turn it on, Mr. Plunger. 309 00:19:34,519 --> 00:19:36,539 Come on, baby. Let's you and me torso tussle. 310 00:19:42,789 --> 00:19:44,109 Hello. Hello. Here we are. 311 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:01,589 Oh, you must have the wrong apartment. Try across the hall. 312 00:20:11,440 --> 00:20:14,859 Now look here, if this is supposed to be a joke... It certainly is not. 313 00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:17,289 Now you stop bothering us, or I'll call the manager. 314 00:20:17,309 --> 00:20:24,130 I'm sorry, fellas. I don't understand this. 315 00:20:25,539 --> 00:20:27,839 Let's go down to the phone in the lobby. I'll try to find out what's going on. 316 00:20:29,609 --> 00:20:31,269 Who wants Mr. Falk's alarm? 317 00:20:31,809 --> 00:20:36,140 Somebody in the apartment must be having a big party. Three butlers. 318 00:20:36,160 --> 00:20:40,299 I wonder what happened to Mr. Brooklyn. 319 00:20:44,359 --> 00:20:46,619 Boy, this dancing sure gives you an appetite. Yeah, 320 00:20:46,619 --> 00:20:50,849 and there's one thing that can satisfy it. Food. 321 00:20:52,430 --> 00:20:55,390 Please don't be bashful, fellas. 322 00:20:55,650 --> 00:20:56,109 Oh, we won't. 323 00:20:58,750 --> 00:21:01,400 Pickle. Oh, this is real good. 324 00:21:03,339 --> 00:21:04,279 I'll get it. 325 00:21:04,319 --> 00:21:05,140 Got it. 326 00:21:06,539 --> 00:21:06,980 Hello? 327 00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:09,019 This is she. 328 00:21:10,609 --> 00:21:12,329 Mr. Brookman, where are you? 329 00:21:13,250 --> 00:21:14,650 I'm downstairs in the lobby. 330 00:21:16,210 --> 00:21:17,970 Are you kidding? I've been trying to, 331 00:21:17,970 --> 00:21:21,109 but that friend of yours keeps slamming the door in my face. 332 00:21:21,869 --> 00:21:22,329 What? 333 00:21:23,640 --> 00:21:24,200 Loco? 334 00:21:26,960 --> 00:21:29,000 Did you slam the door in Mr. Brookman's face? 335 00:21:29,460 --> 00:21:33,710 Of course not. I know Mr. Brookman when I see him. He doesn't wear a tuxedo. 336 00:21:33,730 --> 00:21:37,309 Or does he? Oh, no. 337 00:21:39,990 --> 00:21:43,690 Mr. Brookman, I can explain everything. Come on up. 338 00:21:43,710 --> 00:21:45,049 Your two friends are here waiting. 339 00:21:45,930 --> 00:21:50,549 They are? Well, that's funny. They're down here with me, too. 340 00:21:50,569 --> 00:21:54,490 We're all here and... Huh? 341 00:21:56,869 --> 00:22:00,410 Oh, now look, I can see them with my naked eye. They're sitting right here eating. 342 00:22:01,190 --> 00:22:02,009 And eating. 343 00:22:03,539 --> 00:22:04,670 These are not your friends? 344 00:22:06,500 --> 00:22:07,480 But I don't understand. 345 00:22:07,500 --> 00:22:12,880 Well, one of us is a candidate for the goof of the month. Girlie, you're my choice. 346 00:22:14,920 --> 00:22:15,640 Oh, but Mr. Brooks... 347 00:22:16,589 --> 00:22:17,299 Mr. Brookman? 348 00:22:18,480 --> 00:22:23,059 Mike, what was all that about? That's just what I'm going to find out. 349 00:22:27,079 --> 00:22:29,730 So, you're friends of Mr. Brookman's, huh? 350 00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:33,250 Well, when a guy gives you a handout every Saturday for five years, 351 00:22:33,250 --> 00:22:34,589 you wouldn't call him an enemy. 352 00:22:34,609 --> 00:22:38,039 Manhandlers. Please, wear touts. 353 00:22:40,039 --> 00:22:41,259 Oh, I knew it. 354 00:22:41,519 --> 00:22:44,119 I knew it. Sorry, Mike, it's all my fault. 355 00:22:45,049 --> 00:22:47,410 One of those days it should have quit while it was still morning. 356 00:22:48,369 --> 00:22:49,910 Oh, that's all right. We're not mad. 357 00:22:50,279 --> 00:22:51,680 Yeah, let's live it up. 358 00:22:52,680 --> 00:22:53,680 Shall I fill your glass again? 359 00:22:54,799 --> 00:22:56,400 No, I'll take it straight. 360 00:22:57,950 --> 00:22:58,930 Just have it ground. 361 00:23:04,650 --> 00:23:07,000 Sorry, fellas. No luck with a little black book tonight. 362 00:23:09,049 --> 00:23:11,450 Hi, Mr. Brookman. Hey, what are you guys doing here? 363 00:23:11,890 --> 00:23:13,900 We've been having cocktails with your friends upstairs. 364 00:23:14,359 --> 00:23:18,980 You mean you're the ones who... This is beautiful. 365 00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:20,680 Gee, they thought you were mad, Mr. Brookman. 366 00:23:21,019 --> 00:23:24,630 They feel real sorry about the whole mix-up. And they're real nice girls, too. 367 00:23:25,029 --> 00:23:26,170 Gave us all this food. 368 00:23:28,910 --> 00:23:30,730 Why don't you go upstairs and straighten everything out? 369 00:23:31,630 --> 00:23:33,569 Yeah, I guess I was a little rough over the phone. 370 00:23:34,450 --> 00:23:36,359 What do you say, fellas? Should we give it another try? 371 00:23:37,140 --> 00:23:38,960 Thanks for the tip. Come on. So long, Mr. Brockman. 372 00:23:47,190 --> 00:23:48,170 Maybe it's not too late. 373 00:23:51,269 --> 00:23:53,160 Maybe I can catch Mr. Brookman downstairs. 374 00:23:55,299 --> 00:23:57,430 He might be waiting for a cab. I doubt it. 375 00:23:58,559 --> 00:24:02,640 Anyway, after what happened, he probably wouldn't come near us with a ten-foot pole. 376 00:24:03,349 --> 00:24:05,750 Not unless it had a butterfly net on the end of it. 377 00:24:07,529 --> 00:24:09,690 Well, anyway, it's worth a try. 378 00:24:10,259 --> 00:24:12,859 I'm going downstairs and see. But Loco! 379 00:24:17,619 --> 00:24:19,819 Do you feel as badly as I do, Mike? 380 00:24:20,440 --> 00:24:26,339 Much worse. You again? 381 00:24:26,519 --> 00:24:29,569 Oh, no, Loco, not again. I'm sorry, Mike. 382 00:24:38,009 --> 00:24:40,960 Okay, okay, where is it? You won't need that. 383 00:24:41,019 --> 00:24:42,079 What's all the excitement? 384 00:24:47,960 --> 00:24:50,910 Main floor, please. 385 00:24:51,569 --> 00:24:57,859 Loco, I could kill you. In cold blood. 386 00:24:57,920 --> 00:25:01,339 Now, now, as I said before, accidents will happen. 387 00:25:03,089 --> 00:25:06,839 He's right. Now how can we make it look like an accident?